You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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