That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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