the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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