The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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