now i know why i became what i already was.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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