i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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