Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
