is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
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