did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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