Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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