I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
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I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
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