SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize