Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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