Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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