How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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