Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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