it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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