Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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