omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
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She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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