got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
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I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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