ya dads aren't the best wingmen
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?