well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old