I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
smell my finger.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder