you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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