GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Randomize