i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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