But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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