What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
operation harelip BJ is a go
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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