I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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