I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I just forgot I was standing up.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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