you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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