I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower