I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Can I color on your dick again?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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