do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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