I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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