ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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