plz talk dirty to me
"it" just moved
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize
