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(618): View more from Illinois

If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...

(301): View more from Maryland

Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better

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(207): View more from Maine

Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.

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(305): View more from Florida

you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday

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(773): View more from Illinois

I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.

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(361): View more from Texas

u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."

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(240): View more from Maryland

Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday

(301): View more from Maryland

it was stoner heaven..

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