actually, I'm a sock model
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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