Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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