Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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