her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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