I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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