Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
vagina is talking i cant
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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