You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
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