I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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