I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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