oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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