i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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