just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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