He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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