yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
