and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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