Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Hippo gnu deer
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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