We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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